Oh Bless'th Rome

Rome was my 6th stop. I thought I had seen enough history in the past 20 days to not be overwhelmed. But oh boy, Rome ruffled that belief. There is just so much to see in Rome. Every 50 metres there is this fountain, or this statue, or this monument, or this tomb, or this church, or this ruin. It's just so majestic that all I can think of is this bimbo of a woman saying, 'Shutt uppp!'

Rome ignited a lot of mixed feelings about religion. Religion is such a history-shaping concept that is so prevalent not only in Europe, but everywhere sunshine touches. The fact that Rome is the home of Christianity just gives me more leverage to magnify my heresy. The first major part of any tourist's Romexperience is Vatican City. The Vatican is the home of the Pope, the home of Christianity and the home of all controversy. It is beautiful, historic, rich and the cause of all the madness history has to offer. On a superficial level, the Vatican museum is insightful. The Sistine Chapel is serene. The works of Michelangelo and Raphael are full of double-meaning, precision, depth and character. Leonardo Da Vinci is an absolute genius. The Last Judgment is even more incredible when you know what all its elements stand for. The School of Athens in the Raphael Rooms was my favorite. The fight between fact and belief, thought and blind faith, is so daunting. All this makes the Vatican truly wonderful. But what the Church stood for and stands for, is such a mess.

I am not religious. I dislike the Pope. Yes, today's progressive correctness involving matters such as pro-choice and gay-marriage makes the Popes job hard, but he needs to get with the times. Being a 'leader' of a major chunk of the world, you cannot go to Africa, an AIDS-ridden country, and tell them not to use condoms. 'Sexual abstinence'? You've got to be joking. And it's not just that. The Church is a sexist, selfish, backward-thinking enterprise that has led to more wars than anything else. It is corrupt and severely money-oriented. The public can't take pictures in the Sistine Chapel because the photography rights have been sold to a Japanese Corporation, in exchange for 'restoration money' and God-knows what else. Literally. Here's a quote from this article:

"The Vatican avoids Ici tax on about 100,000 properties, classed as non-commercial, including 8,779 schools, 26,300 ecclesiastical structures and 4,714 hospitals and clinics.

Estimates of its annual saving from avoiding the levy range widely from €600m to €2.2bn."

Why does the Vatican get to evade Property Tax and then charge 15 Euros for entry? Why do you have to cover your shoulders and knees to enter St Peter's Basilica? Sign of respect? It's so hot in Rome right now God, respect our God-given warm-bloodedness. Yes, I am biased and supremely skeptical, but I see little rationality in religion.

I could go on endlessly about this.

There were three monuments that I really enjoyed for reasons more than just their awesomeness.

The Colosseum, obviously, was fantastic, especially because it was fantastically old. I loved how its origin revolved around political power. Kings and senators wanted to win the people over, and so they gave the people what they wanted - blood. And, they loved the kings for it. Humans were the same even 2000 years ago. Yes, the last bit is kind of from Gladiator, but that's my favorite movie of all time, so it's okay.

The Trevi Fountain is beautiful but what it stands for makes it that much more spectacular. For once, a monument was not named after the Pope or the artist or its fund-ers. The Trevi Fountain was named after its most important facet - the spring that fed it its water. It's design is inspired by the spring's discovery and commemorates how the spring was a reviving relief of water that Rome needed. Nicola Salvi, then a nobody, was given the honor of building this symbol of Rome. There was so much pressure on his shoulders to perform, especially because he was chosen over other more renowned sculptors like Bernini. And he really delivered. I like this underdog story. I can relate to it. We all can.

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is just so friggin' majestic. It's snow white and stands tall in front of a cascade of Roman towers - so grand, so commanding. It really leaves an impression.  I stumbled upon it while getting lost in the city and yes, that did help make it mean more to me than the usual monument. But seriously, why can't more architecture today be so bold?

Besides all this sightseeing business, I continued to meet some wondrous people. The stand out was this pretty and petit woman. She is a film-editor based in London pursuing her dreams of becoming a feature-film editor. We spoke for hours. I also ran into a Turkish folk-dancing group that comprised largely of girls. They thought that my random friend and I looked like a couple of Turkish actors. They took our picture and promised to send us a picture of those super-handsome Turkish actors. Oh yeah, baby. I'll see them in Istanbul someday. I also had some awesome Mutton Biryani. Twice. I miss home.

Paree next along with the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

P,S, Local beer = Peroni = eh.


Florence Florence Florence

I was not alone in Florence. There was this best friend of mine and at least 672 American girls to give me company. Again, the Firenze experience was mighty different. I spent a lot of time talking, drinking, laughing and introspecting with somebody I am extremely close to. We met in Dubai, have chilled in Mumbai, have watched an Arsenal game together in London and have now partied in Florence. A friendship as global as that is rare.

Florence was almost this fancy, historic background, full of statues of naked men. Yes, these statues are beautiful, but there is only a certain dosage of penises one can take. But, this abundance of nakedness explains the abundance of girls. It is mind-numbing how precise these monuments are though. They are real, grand and symbolic. I also saw the Diome and the age-old bridge. The dry nature of the previous sentence kind of sums up the "sightseeing" I did here. I wish I could have dived more into the history Florence had to offer, but this part of the trip was less about seeing and more about reconnecting. I'll be back here to really soak in the culture.

I have never been more annoyed at hearing the American accent than when I was in Florence. I am not in America and therefore, I don't want to hear the God-damned American accent.

Florence is full of expatriates and full of camera-carrying, map-reading tourists. It's like Dubai in a sense, but the "local" culture is defined by the shenanigans of the expats. In that sense, I was with an expat and did what him and his expat student-friends do. We drank, "played" football, drank, chilled in "Piazzas," drank, partied, drank, watched Italy beat England, celebrated Italy beating England with the Italians, ate Kebabs, drank, ate Pizza, drank and drank a little more. I have no idea where we lived and this is the one city I never used a map in. In my defence, I was with college students and a ridiculously close friend. There is nothing like living like a local in the least likely of places.

I feel that the most important part of this little trip was the conversations I had. Traveling, to a decent extent, is about finding yourself. And it's through conversations with people you know and you don't know that you gauge who you are and where you want to be. Corny as all this sounds, it's extremely earth-shaking and rewardingly refreshing.

On to Rome and the history it has to offer.

P.S. Local beer = I don't know = blur.


Praha!

The getting-tired stage also arrived with Prague. But, I was going to be around for a whopping five nights, so I had time to recuperate. And, oh yes I was excited. I remember when Mum and Dad came back from Prague, Dad's favorite attraction was, "Anish yaar, the women in Prague are so bloody beautiful."

I then looked awkwardly at Mum and she reaffirmed, "Their skin is so white and so beautiful." So, when your parents rave about the women of a city, you can't really forget about it. I entered Prague and looked for these mystical creatures and maybe, I looked too hard. Anyway, so yes, the women are pretty and I was glad I was spending the extra time here.

All historic European cities have hints of similarity - the Old Town with its narrow stone roads, cathedrals with their spiky Christian stokes, the frugality of cars and the abundance of tourists, tour guides and cameras. Prague was no different. The Charles Bridge was spectacular but underwhelming, and the Castle was interesting, but castle-like. The city center was nice but all too familiar. There was this Jewish Synagogue with Moorish (Islamic) architecture to thank the Spanish Muslims for their generous hospitality. So ironic. Prague didn't have the novelty bonus points that the first destination of my trip had. For once, my favorite part about the city was this non-Christian, unconventional structure that was just a wall. It's called the Lennon Wall and it is amazing. It's a wall full of graffiti, but with a lot history and significance attached to it. It stands for the freedom of expression and was a symbol for the Czechoslovaks during the oppressive communist days - every individual deserves the right to think differently. The wall was a tool for a peaceful rebellion that made the communists feel so impudent about themselves. It was whitewashed multiple times only for the graffiti artists to re-garnish it in the early hours of the day. They even had an officer on duty to make sure nobody paints on the wall. He stood around for two weeks and as soon as he was removed, the artists brushed away again. This wall never remains the same. It's constantly changing as people from all over the world express themselves and commemorate what John Lennon stood for - the right to imagine. All this was like good music to me.

The most memorable, literally memorable sight I saw was the Bone Chapel at Kutna Hora. It was this chapel made of bones. Human bones. Thousands and thousands of HUMAN BONES. There were damaged glaring skulls and teeth and fingers and legs. These were bent and connected to make "creative" things like a coat of arms and a pyramid. There was a chandelier made out of every single bone in the human body, apparently. Pictures can't do it justice. There is a difference in being there, around these bones, in this cave-like chapel with some solid negative energy around. What was the priest thinking while making this "creative" coat of arms from dead human bones?

The extra time gave me extra opportunities to do what I love doing when I am traveling alone - go on tours. I did the Free Walking Tour, the Castle Tour, the Kutna Hora Tour, the Beer Tour, the Pub Crawl and everything else possible. The Beer Tour was especially entertaining. I tasted 20 different types of beer including the incredible Chocolate Beer, this Rose Beer, some lagers, etc, but the best was the Pearla. Anyway, the purpose of doing all these tours is two fold. First of, I am no historic genius so I find statues and art useless without attaching any meaning to them. Once a statue has a (true-ish) story behind it, it makes a lot more sense and is a little more entertaining. And the second reason is that I get a chance to meet people. Oh man, people are so important. I met this Brazilian I am going to party with in 2014 when I go there for the World Cup, this girl from Houston, TX whose sister I know decently well because she went to UT, this possibly gay guy from Arlington,TX that is going to start teaching in Dubai, this Canadian girl who teaches in Dubai at the same school that the gay guy is going to be teaching at, a lot of Ozzies, a friend-look-a-like who also parties like that friend, a delightful young British couple and this six-month pregnant tour guide from Australia who moved to Prague for a Czech man she met in Dublin at 5 AM, hungover, and eventually ended up marrying. Awesome.

I also spent an evening with one of my favorite people from Texas who just happened to be in Prague at the same time as me. We got soaked in the rain, and sneaked into parks that were not welcome. So awesome.

P.S. Local beer = Pinsler =  tasty.

 


Amsterdamned

I was not in Amsterdam for a bachelor party. It was a part of this Eurotrip-thing that I am currently vagabonding on. This bit of the adventure was supposed to be intentionally different. I was not completely on my own but instead, with a set of friends from Texas. Together, we were six and that's six times more than my original crew. The whole ambition of this holiday was tenporarily rearranged. There is a stark contrast between traveling alone and traveling with a group. Traveling alone is more about doing things, quantity, where as travelling a group is more about spending time with close friends, quality. When I am alone, I cannot fathom the idea of doing nothing but when I am in a group, it's more lax-ed. It's more about conversations, laughter and company, with this fancy country thrown in the background. It's a healthy combination of lethargy and excitement that has its own sense of smile. But, for optimal enjoyment, it's crucial to be with close friends. If you're not comfortably close to your group than the double dose of discomfort dis-configures your sense of fun. While I was with a delightful group of people, I didn't know them as well as they knew each other. And then, I felt I was intruding. That doesn't help, now does it?

I am not a believer in this 'love at first sight' business, but the tingling I felt when I first glimpsed Amsterdam was serenely pleasing. There was this signature about it. And it had nothing to do with Red Light fantasies or with excessive freedoms of intoxication. It was just that Amsterdam seemed so proper, so defined, so precise. There was this beautiful combination of water, roads and bikes. The openness of Dutch culture echoed through the city with a stamp of  "highly progressive". The mass reliance on the greenest means of transport - bicycles - is refreshing and so well, practical. The arrangement of canals and stone-streets, and the minimalistic commercialization of the city is pride-worthy. There were not too many touristy sites and sounds. As a group, we explored the city on foot and bike, did the pub crawl, 'visited' the 'coffeeshops,' tried to pronounce Dutch street names and also drove into the country-side. We tasted Holland's cheese, went "window shopping," tried to comprehend the logic behind wooden shoes, and ate a ton of hot dogs. We learnt how beer is made, and why Heineken is the best beer in the world. I will be back in Amsterdam sooner than later. I want more of it. I want to live here and really get immersed.

The most betwixting part of Amsterdam was the languge. It seriously sounds complicated and hard to speak. The street names are bombastically, harrypotter-esquely epic. Vondelstraat. Vossiusstrat. Paulus Potterstraat. Utrechstse. Domselaerstraat. It sounds so baldardash-ly brash and is probably my least favorite part of the city. But, they also speak excellent English. They are friendly (besides the bike rages - I was more scared of the ripping bicycles than the modest cars). I attempted indulging in one of the multiple museums. The Van Gogh Museum, despite my lack of sobriety, was a complete waste of time. I even spent 5 extra Euros on an audio guide to get a deeper understanding of Van Gogh's paintings but I still found it all a little too pretentious. Maybe, I am just not tuned to that kind of art.

All in all, Amsterdam is definitely more of a bachelor-party paradise, but it also has a distinct Dutch culture to offer. Every city has its own way of doing things and I love how Amsterdam does its thing. Kudos kudos.

P.S. Local Beer = Heineken = truly awesome.

 


Oh Barcelona

All great experiences follow with some not-so-great experiences. Barcelona was a topsy-turvy ride with contrasting emotions, family-sized Texas bonding, inexplicable stench, some trippy architecture and a whole lot of touristy tourists.

My sister, the true Madrid-ite that she is, left me with minimum expectations from Barcelona. Almost everyone else I met said exactly the opposite. Barcelona is known for its glamarous, explicit beaches, it's Modernist architecture and some solid nightlife. Let me highlight some highlights that lit my little trip:

1. The Stench: The first thing I noticed about Barcelona was this lingering drainage-inspired stench that filled most of Old Town. Coming from this country called India that is also known for its stench, Barcelona was a little less worse. Apparently, the general slope of the land in Barcelona tilts towards the ocean and thus, all the drains seem to flow towards old town, hence the stench. According to a tour-guide, a lot of chemicals are used to nullify this stench, but alas, to minimal effect.

2. The Thieves: Barcelona is full of silly pick-pockets, cunniving theives and annoying people who love to ruin things by stealing things. My dormmate's camera was stolen. My other dormmate's 600 Euros were stolen. A friend I met in Amsterdam had his wallet stolen, and almost had his phone stolen too. The Texas friend I met in Barcelona dodged an attempted con that would have had his money and passports stolen. Also, my phone was stolen. So, perhaps my negative bias towards Barcelona is somehow born out of this personal catastrophe. It was wiffed away from right in front of me. I was watching the oh-so-incredible England v Italy game. I had placed my super-precious phone in front of me on the bar, and in literally two minutes, it was gone. It just disappeared. Oh, the agony. It was so difficult to fathom that it had just disappeared. I have always been paranoid about my personal belongings, and it took me little less than a minute to realize it was missing. Oh how I looked at every one around trying to figure out who this dastardly culprit was, but staring doesn't solve things. It was gone. I don't know what I am more upset about - losing my phone or being affected by the loss of my phone. Attachment to lifeless objects is pretty pathetic.

3. The Young Americans/Australians: I met a LOT of Americans and Ozzies in Barcelona. A LOT. It was like going to Barcelona was a fad that everyone just had to embrace, so Facebook and the world could embrace the craziness that had just been unleashed on them. Young Americans/Australians love Barcelona because Barcelona knows how to party, and all Young Americans/Australians want to do is party, and talk about how hungover they are the next day, and how much alcohol they've consumed over the past few days. And, if that's their definition of fun, sure. Don't get me wrong, I am pretty much a "young American." But, I feel what I want from this holiday is more than just partying, alcohol and hangovers. I have had enough of that in Austin, TX. I didn't suck enough culture out of Barcelona, or I didn't seem to find enough.

4. The Architecture: This entire post makes my experience in Barcelona seem more negative than it actually was. Amidst all the drama, there was some serenity. Gaudi's architecture in Barcelona is so intriguing. It's daring and extravagant and his magnum opus, the Sagrada Familia is breathtaking. The attention-to-detail, the passion and life that something so stationary and inanimate can exude is definitely worth checking out. I biked around Barcelona and saw most of his buildings. I think the most interesting part about Gaudi is that he seemed so ahead of his time, and so bold in his designs. There is this general theme that distinguishes geniuses from the rest - they can see the future like no one else.

5. The Rebellion: The concept of a country within a country is fascinating. Catalunya, where Barcelona is, craves to NOT be a part of Spain. Catalan desperately wants its independence and pretty much functions like its own country with distinctly different traditions and culture. This notion of desiring independence seemed fairly obvious to me, and I was in Barcelona only for two days. Small things like giving precedence to the language Catalan over Spanish, and big things like not supporting Spain in the Euros make the local dynamic so unhealthy. The current economic crises is not really helping the situation either. Blaming the Spanish government for the current unemployment madness becomes oh-so-easy. Behind all the glory and beauty of Barcelona, there is a lot of trouble and pockets of rebellion. Maybe, "rebellion" is a more exaggerated expression, but there is definitely some unrest.

The whole purpose of this Eurotrip is  introspection. Corny as it sounds, I want to get out of my comfort zone because I feel that handling discomfort teaches me a lot about myself. The ups and downs that came with Barcelona exemplified this. This city also gave me some incredible conversations with daring people. I met an accomplished individual who had just quit his lucrative job to travel and do some soul-searching. And our semi-intoxicated, sublimley genuine conversation about the ambition behind life was extremely refreshing. I also got to spend some quality time with a friend from Texas I really admire, and his father. We bonded over the reason we first became friends - football.

Amsterdam is next.

P.S. Local beer = Estrella = nice.  Forgive the aggresion in this post.


A Tad Bit of Madrid & A Little More of Porto

A revisit is refreshing, literally and metaphorically. I had a few extra hours in Madrid before flying out to Porto. Not taking advantage of this would be plain lethargy. But, lethargy is non-existent at the beginning of exciting trips and I headed into the heart of Madrid.

My first visit to Madrid some four years ago was quite a milestone. Under the supervision of my sister, I had my first ever beer. What followed after were all possible extremes of alcohol-induced behavior, largely inspired by "college". And now having graduated, there is no real excuse to let alcohol take control. So, to come back to Madrid, actually enjoy a beer and not drink it just to lose my wits is refreshing. The other interesting part of Madrid was eating some typical spanish garlic prawns that my dad was obsessed about and spent a whopping three days trying to explain to mum how to cook it. Three tries later, mum nailed it and I now know exactly why my dad was so adamant about it all.

Porto is the most offbeat city on my extremely conventional euro trip. And that's not saying much. The irony of evaluating the first destination is that there is nothing to compare it with. And, the joy of holidaying makes everything seem more dandy than it is. One thing I can affirm through experience is that the hostel I lived at in Porto, Yes! Porto is the best hostel I've ever stayed in. And that's saying a lot. Besides being friendly, socially encouraging, party-promoting and tours-providing, they offered a 10 Euro home cooked Portuguese meal which included a soup, a starter, a main course, some desert and 5 alcoholic beverages. Not only was it cheap, but they also got the whole hostel together and gave us a taste of some local food. Brilliant. And I could go on and on about the hostel. I really could.

I walked around the first day breathing in all the localness I could. Porto is so beautifully tiny that it didn't take long to get an idea about the pretty city. Porto is officially the only place in the world where port wine is made, much like champagne and France. So, I undertook a day trip into the port-wine-producing paradise that is the Douro Valley. Not only was the valley stunning, but the vintage wine that we tasted was absolutely sinful. I've never had any form of alcohol that was as smooth as the vintage wines I tried there. It's only for the best that I cannot currently afford it. This day also included trips to smaller towns close to Porto including Aramante and Larego. This port-wine tour was slightly expensive so I was the only backpacker among some older, well-to-do people. But, the fellow tour-members were a fascinating bunch and included beer/restaurant owners, and a technologist who was traveling with his family in a mobile home across Europe. Someday, I will dare to do the same. Someday.

The second day left me Porto-ed out. I did two city tours back to back, one was a walking tour and the other was on a Segway. Yes, a Segway. While the former was more insightful, the latter was more fun. Segways look awkward for sure but the concept is pure genius. The ease with which you can maneuver yourself uphill, downhill, left and right is so delightful. It's effortless, fast-paced and so bloody fun. I'd buy one as soon as I have excess amounts of money. Or, maybe I'll just stick to doing tours, that seems a little less socially awkward.

I had to switch hostels my last night in Porto. The super hostel I was in was booked because of a music festival that SXSW and ACL would laugh at. So, I moved further out close to the beach to this other hostel called Peste. I didn't expect much because it was a whopping 30km away from the center, but it was a delightful little house which was more of a friendly home than a paid-for hostel. Again, the people I met there were so wonderfully nice and so eclectic. They included animators, PHDstudents, film-makers and students. But, what brought us all together was that we were all travelers and well the fact that we could all also speak English. We drank and dined in Portuguese style which seemed not that different from what everyone does. The steak we had after was heavenly. It was rare and moist, dipped in some serenely delicious garlic cream sauce. The meat was tender and the whole experience was superme, despite being my second dinner of the day. Now, that's a sign of some good food. Once we were all buzzing, a bunch of us headed to the city to enjoy the nightlife. Like most European cities, the night didn't get started till 1am. Plus, you can drink on the streets so everything was Vegas/Nola style. We were actually buying beer (illegally) from these aunties on the street for a Euro that our host knew oh so well. There is this added advantage of partying with locals - they know so much more. But, the worst part of Porto was the nightlife. Yes, it was buzzing and lively and the crowd was great, but there was just way too much smoke. Everyone smokes in Porto. And when everyone is drunk and out, everyone smokes even more. Additionally, smoking indoors is allowed so that didn't help. I must have consumed over twenty cigarettes worth of passive smoke. My clothes, considering the slightly larger surface area, must have consumed several more. Everything on me smelt of smoke, even my underwear. There was a point when I found it kind of hard to breathe. Yes, it was bad. Worse than Dubai and Dubai is bad when it comes to smoking. I remember one of my tour guides was complaining about the same thing. Apparently 2020 is when they're going to ban smoking in Portugal. Right, I'll make a trip after that.

All in all, go to Porto. It´s not too touristy which is a massive positive and has some delightful sights to offer. The people are not too bad either.

P.S. Portuguese Beer = Super Bock = Super Indeed.