Dear Tiger,

You have balls. You went around having sex with anything that you found attractive, hid it from the world for a very long time, got caught red handed, escaped from gasping mothers to undergo sex therapy, and three months later, stood strong and faced your sins. At today’s press conference, you were brutally honest and I loved it. I thought what you did was super courageous, seriously. You were sincere and you laid it all down. That’s cool. Everyone makes mistakes, some great golfers make massive mistakes, but overcoming them is the important bit. You hit the right spots, you did. Kudos.

Amidst all this shamefulness and embarrassment that you created for yourself, you have at least become the most colorful personality in the history of sport. You kicked ass on the golf course and got ass off it. You then became a man, owned up to your mistakes, and created a little movie magic for yourself. You will obviously not be forgotten in the near future, even if it’s not for the right things. Convenient, right? Almost. You might be the most celebrated unfaithful person, ever. Sorry Tiger, sometimes being famous is not all that fun.

Now, you should come back  on to the golf course sooner than later and and get back to kicking everyone’s ass. That usually shuts everyone up. And I prefer you in your Nike cap.

Good luck.

P.S. Who was the best? And after answering that, also let me know why would you cheat on someone as hot as your wife? http://easytigermodels.com/images/ellen%20nodgren%20with%20hawk.jpg